So much to find out about the male housemates in the 2009 Big Brother UK. It is the 10th British BB now and looks like it could be the best with, apparently, the most sexually diverse bunch yet. Freddie changed his name my Deed Poll early on to get housemate status and is now to be known as Halfwit.
The 23 year-old Oxford graduate calls himself an entrepreneur, but lives in a stately home and I think his father might even be a Lord. He claims to be bisexual but to me, just seems very confused about sex and how to behave. I looks as if Channel 4 have brought in a few social indequates and Sree also who is starting to scare me.
For the first official nominations, Freddie was named alongside the little crazy girl for eviction. I think Sree actually enjoyed seeing Halfwit nude in the shower.
I will start running features on the other men in the Big Brother house shortly. They will include Mr Gay UK runner up Charlie Drummond, the very cool Cairon Austin-Hill from America, and the youngest in the house who appears to have grown
affectionate for the not-sure-yet-sexual Siavash Sabbagghpour.
Damn I am confused about this bunch. Let's not even get on to unstable contestants Sree and Marcus. However, I hope beautiful Kris Donnelly follows Freddie's example and gets his cock out soon. He has given us a few teasing underwear views including a bare butt as he got changed on the first day. let us not forget the other open bisexual Rodrigo Lopes who is clearly proud of his penis and I expect to see him skinny dipping or stripping soon, I've had the bulge shot now I want the rest. Caps and his feature coming shortly.