Ralf is true Brit - actor and fotballer. Famous for his rolls in the sictoms The Royle Family and Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crips, he plays alot of football, signing for a non-league club Stone Dominoes in 2008. Ralf says: "I check my emails about once every six months so I open them, reply to a few, but then get bored quickly. I then go on to the internet and start looking for pornography and download as much of that as possible. I leave the computer on all night but, wow, what a collection!"